50 Reasons Why Horses are Better Than Humans
Horses can’t make empty promises
Horses are physically much stronger than humans
Horses are significantly less likely to get cancer than humans
Horses can’t mouth breathe
Horses can’t lie about their whereabouts
Horses can eat 20,000 calories a day and still lose weight
Horses can’t puke
Horses can’t hold up a TSA line at the airport
Horses can’t mug you at gunpoint
Horses can’t root for the Dallas Cowboys
Horses can’t cancel plans
Horses can’t gaslight you
Horses have better hearing than humans
Horses can sleep standing up
Horses can’t ignore your texts and simultaneously send you reels on instagram
Horses don’t need braces
Horses can’t sleep through their alarms
Horses can’t become addicted to gambling
Horses can’t be child predators
Horses can’t be narcissists
Horses don’t use chat GPT to write basic emails
Horses can’t commit arson
Horses can’t commit credit card fraud
Horses can run up to 55mph, which is way faster than humans ever could
Horses can’t break their collarbone because they don’t have collarbones
Horses have a much larger range of vision than humans (nearly 360 degrees)
Horses can’t hope this e-mail finds you well
Horses can’t cut you off on the highway
Horses can’t shoot up schools
Horses generate less plastic waste than humans
Horses can’t be cyber bullies
Horses can’t have receding hairlines
Horses don’t get smile lines
Horses don’t have to pay taxes
Horses don’t have to do their own laundry
Horses have a much larger lung capacity than humans
Horses don’t get involved in organized crime
Horses don’t get writers block
Horses can’t go to jail
Horses don’t get speeding tickets
Horses don’t need accountants
Horses don’t struggle to eat enough protein
Horses don’t listen to nor produce mumble rap
Horses don’t have social media addiction
Horses don’t have student loan debt
Horses aren’t involved in terrorism
Horses don’t drink and drive
Horses don’t have vocal fry
Horses don’t join cults
Horses aren’t in the Epstein Files
